reattachment:

If you don’t cry over a tv show then you’re not a tru fan

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES

slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

genies:

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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Beach✌

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.