If you don’t cry over a tv show then you’re not a tru fan
how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES
why be rude when you can be nude
I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with
does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me
you might have ordinal linguistic personification
mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
There are lipstick stains on my capri sun
which lana del rey song is this from
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.